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It’s all about that Schlitz sweater.
Pilot.
i am trying to find a way to ask my mom to knit me this without admitting my life dependence on pbr. i also want her to knit one for each member of boxhouse featuring their choice of beer and maybe one for roscoe with coffee or something since he’s straightedge and we could have the best holiday card EVER.
Roscoe’s sweater should be covered in tiny images of feet, cheese, coffee cups, and raw hide bones-all of his favorites.


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I’ve said it before, Boxhouse 2.0 has a serious googly-eyes deficiency. Roscoe would look adorable in his bee costume and googly eyes.


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But not exhausted enough to not drink as much whiskey as possible when I get home.
ZING!
Story of my life Jake Day! My only problem is that I pass out in inopportune places and sometimes I puke on couches. Steer clear of whiskey pong, and you should be okay.

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Hey - Pixies
been tryin 2 meet ya.
Cayleigh and Doria are seeing the Pixies tonight and I am super jealous.


I can’t decide if this is better or worse than giving us all tiny kitchens.
This seems to serve more of a utilitarian purpose than those stupid kitchens. That broom looks like it works, as does the bucket. I hope there is a “Boys Only” that makes a janitorial version of this complete with the vomit saw dust.



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oh my god i love this much it hurts
we have a winner.
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
The people I work with are always going to think I’m insane as long as I continue to lol at the internet.



I hope it’s the cured-by-penicillin kind.