Ever been to Australia?
High Five FAIL.
I'm afraid to come home today
b/c there is a big black suction-cup dildo somewhere in the house
Nick says he doesn’t want it back because there’s too good a chance that it’s been used.
FUCK THAT. That is OUR suction-cup dildo. We can wash it in the sink. Otherwise, what else are we going to use to hang our numerous hats on the wall?
That dildo spent the evening stuck to the back window of my car, and then inside of my purse. where it was promptly forgotten about. I found it the next morning and had myself a pretty good laugh. I think it’s in our living room or kitchen, or George’s backpack.
FACT: Yankee fans do not care about the environment. “After” picture of the Yankees’ $331,900 ticker tape parade.
Goals for 11/6/09
-Remind my boss about the elusive bonus check I’m supposed to get today
-Purchase/make birthday cards for Sean and Stephanie (and I guess Pilot and Cara if I want to be really productive)
-Make it home in time to watch Jeopardy!
-Smoke pots
-Watch the NEW Degrassi (probably more than once)
-Stay awake past 1:30am
I think that’s all.
Tim Lincecum, reigning Cy Young Award Winner, busted for weed.
Real talk, I would love rich, pot smoking, baseball player boyfriend.
Jay-Z (feat. Alicia Keys)
“Empire State of Mind”
The Blueprint III (2009, Roc Nation/Atlantic)
I was kind of into this song, until it became the anthem of the Yankees and I had to listen to it incessantly and answer 76 emails about picking up Alicia Keys’ mother. When the Mets make it to the world series next year (I can dream) they better find someone who isn’t lame as their pre-game performer.
(352): You kept shouting “Relax and take notes” every time before you would hit the blunt
Dead Wrong reblog.
i need a huge poster of this in my bedroom. like. jesus christ. fjklasdg.
On your ceiling?
Alright, Broderick. I see your “Noodles finding a black cat on Farmville” and raise you a bus full of disappointed orphans.
This is the most elaborate joke I have ever encountered. Well done everyone who has had a hand in trying to convince me this “Noodles” character is real. Seriously, I admire your commitment. I never thought anyone would go as far as to open a fake facebook account, let alone join Farmville. If I were wearing a hat I would take it off to you all.
