November 2009
114 posts
What? Did you go to weed college or something? →
Today's gonna be a sit-com kind of day
suburbantragic:
theangryprojectionist:
brendangerous:
kelmitchell:
cosmicfriend:
brendangerous:
Steph: Thanks so much for waking up to take my mother to the train station Me: I’d wake up at any hour to get rid of you mother.
Better watch out for elevators today, I’d hate to get stuck in one— what with the boss coming over for dinner tonight and all. Also why can’t I stop recollecting...
dontcookbilly:
veruca-salt:
blue-monday:
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"Funny noises are not funny" →
Today's gonna be a sit-com kind of day
cosmicfriend:
brendangerous:
Steph: Thanks so much for waking up to take my mother to the train station Me: I’d wake up at any hour to get rid of you mother.
Better watch out for elevators today, I’d hate to get stuck in one— what with the boss coming over for dinner tonight and all. Also why can’t I stop recollecting all the zany things that have happened to me the last couple seasons...
Reason I hate coming home #362
I have no bed. I keep my stuff in my sister’s room, but the bunk beds that she has are now situated in such a way that it is impossible to climb up to or sleep in the top bunk. My mother turned Brian’s room into an office when James left for school. They now both live in what Brian has dubbed “The Man Cave” (a.k.a our basement) and I still have no bed. My mother uses our...
dogsdriveinhotcars:
Eryka: i want to be the nubian queen on my wedding day. She said this. True Story.
Eryka should go to Simply Nubian hair salon on the turnpike! I bet they could make all of her wedding day wishes come true.
Also it was sweet cause I woke up just in time for...
brendangerous:
johnwilkestooth:
brendangerous:
johnwilkestooth:
brendangerous:
johnwilkestooth:
brendangerous:
johnwilkestooth:
Old James Bonds were so cool.
Diamonds are Forever is by far my favorite old school Bond movie. Flipping a car down an alley, gay hitmen, late 60s Las Vegas, what’s not to love?
I haven’t really seen very many at all but Goldfinger and Goldeneye are...
Working 6 day weeks leaves me fucking exhausted at...
johnwilkestooth:
But not exhausted enough to not drink as much whiskey as possible when I get home.
ZING!
Story of my life Jake Day! My only problem is that I pass out in inopportune places and sometimes I puke on couches. Steer clear of whiskey pong, and you should be okay.
iamapiper:
fff8e7:
pertoleum:
Hey - Pixies
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Police: Facebook site targets redheads →
YULE LOG! →
587 reports of sexual harassment on New York City... →
I was groped on a not-so-crowded F train a few weeks ago. My ass probably looked great that day, but it was still an unwelcome pinch.
johnwilkestooth:
pixelilly:
Pixies - Hey
This...
Looks like I'll be burning the nine o'clock oil...
Werner Herzog and Nicolas Cage: Partners in crime →
