June 2009
216 posts
A Joke.
thedailywhat:
Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. Two to fill the bathtub with clocks, and one to set the giraffe on fire.
HA! Jokes.
May 2009
86 posts
Harvey Danger broke up.
exspectator:
Bummer, kinda.
Damn. Maybe now they can release a greatest hit album.
Working 9-5
iameryka:
synecdoche:
kelmitchell:
I got promoted, sort of. Instead of sitting in an office/garage in Long Island City, answering phones and basically doing nothing I now sit in a nicer office in midtown, answer phones and organize files and basically do nothing. Technically I’m an executive assistant. More like executive bitch. I’m pretty sure I’m not getting paid any more, some promotion. I...
I guess
According to Pandora, “Third Eye Blind falls somewhere between Hootie and the Blowfish and Live.”
Working 9-5
I got promoted, sort of. Instead of sitting in an office/garage in Long Island City, answering phones and basically doing nothing I now sit in a nicer office in midtown, answer phones and organize files and basically do nothing. Technically I’m an executive assistant. More like executive bitch. I’m pretty sure I’m not getting paid any more, some promotion. I have to dress nicer,...
i hate you, postal service.
synecdoche:
apparently sometime between the last time i was home and today, the postal service took away the mailbox on the corner of my street and now the closest one is at the actual post office and i can’t mail back my netflix without a car, don’t they understand that i need adam brody in my life?
i quit, i am just downloading the rest of the oc.
I only read your title and assumed you...
RUMOR SQUASHING: Kel Mitchell is NOT dead! That...
oldschoolnick:
Okay?
He’s the voice of T-Bone on Clifford the Big Red Dog and according to IMDB we can expect to see Kel in four upcoming films. Cedric the Entertainer is in two of them, so they might not go straight to DVD. It’s really too bad Kenan’s career has taken off. Kel was clearly funnier.
synecdoche:
delawareareyou:
colorsseemtofade:
...
1478.) i pray to god every single night that he'll...
(via blogsecret)
HAHAHAHAHA.
a really embarassing ny times article about... →
dontcookbilly:
halffiction:
it is mostly embarassing because, for some reason, the new york times decided to focus on my exceptionally average hometown.
apparently, my former middle school has gone as far as to BAN HUGGING.
it is also embarrassing because it’s a fucking new york times article about hugging.
wow. slow news day I guess
This is stupid. This isn’t news. Clearly the...
dakota fanning freaks me out.
(via synecdoche)
me too. i used to think it was just her teeth, but she got them fixed and she still gives me the willies.
Weezer+Snuggies=Wuggies →
Attention! New Jersey Women, #1
whip-smart:
When I’m getting a pedicure, I want silence, not to hear your life story. Same thing with hairdressers. No chit-chat please. I don’t care if your boyfriend doesn’t call you, that your kids are bastards, that you want to loose 20 pounds or some bitch botched your fake tan. I just want to sit in peace and enjoy a copy of Bon Appétit so I can fantasize about how hot restaurant editor...
Goddamn Mets
iameryka:
kelmitchell:
They just lost 12-5. Fucking Red Sox. The Phillies won as well. Sometimes I wish I cared less about baseball, I would probably get rid of some unnecessary stress.
That’s payback for 1986!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck you. The Mets still took the series. Eat it.
Goddamn Mets
They just lost 12-5. Fucking Red Sox. The Phillies won as well. Sometimes I wish I cared less about baseball, I would probably get rid of some unnecessary stress.
The Boston Molasses Disaster
In 1919 a molasses wave, 8-15 feet high and moving at 35 mph killed 21 people and injured 150. I guess molasses isn’t that slow.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster
exspectator:
johnwilkestooth:
Ice Cube- No...
johnwilkestooth:
Ice Cube- No Vaseline
back...
Guess what?
I just found out that I have medical insurance and a 401 K (whatever that is), thanks Fugazy Transportation Inc. I’m like a real adult. I wish they would give me a pay check.
SORRY, MO!
johnwilkestooth:
i thought you might, as a both a straight chick and a lover of baseball, be able to appreciate both utley’s fucking GORGEOUS body and face and his impecable performance on the field.
but if you’re a lesbian and a baseball hater i guess it makes sense.
chase utley can eat a dick. he’s not even the best 2nd baseman in baseball. everyone just thinks he is since he hits...
I've been dreaming about having babies a lot...
johnwilkestooth:
secondstar05:
:|
that’s not a dream that’s a fucking nightmare.
i laughed out loud at this, but i’m at work and now jimmy, the dispatcher thinks i’m crazy.
johnwilkestooth:
cranberry juice + coffee = ???
=HEARTBURN
I just read through 34 tumblr pages. I’ve been neglecting the internet.
Hello again, plasticktiger and kelmitchell.
cosmicfriend:
Are either of you driving to Brendan’s grad party this weekend? I can’t really drive to Maryland, but I can drive to Long Island this weekend. I’ll definitely give you gas money that you can spend on weed, and if I have to, I’ll jump out of a moving car for you, Cara.
maybe. i don’t know if i’m working. if i can get sunday and monday off then we’re a go.
inflatable skateboard →
Damn
dontcookbilly:
Between the Rockaway Playland, Rye Playland, Palisades Park, Nunleys, Adventureland, Freedomland USA, and Coney Island’s Astroland, Deno’s Wonder Wheel and Steeplechase, New York City residents in the 60s had a hell of a lot of options for amusement parks. And that’s not even counting most of the Jersey Shore!
I guess this is what people did before the internet.
You can still...
Don't let the bedbugs bite. Seriously. →
