April 2010
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@queen-of-everything
I love limeade. Especially when you add gin.
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WHOA
I just realized I am too high, and little drunk. I need to go to bed. I hope I picked a good fantasy baseball team.
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real world: DC
synecdoche:
was the worst fucking season ever.
I wish this shit was another bad cast, like paris or chicago.
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Mets Six Pack
I will be attending the following games with Rubes, Waysdorf and my brother, Broseph
4/26 vs. Dodgers
5/21 vs. Yankees
6/25 vs. Twins
7/27 vs. Cardinals
8/11 vs. Rockies
9/10 vs. Phillies
I’m also going down to Baltimore to see the Mets play the O’s the weekend of June 11th and prior to that I’m seeing the Mets play the Padres on June 10th. I’m super excited to watch...
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“The Orioles are going to be a fun team to watch, but it’s probably not...”
– Will Leitch, Baltimore Orioles 2010 Preview
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"there's whiskey"
synecdoche:
cayleighann:
time to catch up to the other 2/7 of the box that is here.
BOXHOUSE WEDNESDAY DRUNK PARTY. i like when we get drunk and then drunkenly tumbl from the same room instead of interacting with each other and OH MY GOD THIS IS SO DEPRESSING. ALL I DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND AND CRY AND CRAVE HUMAN INTERACTION.
WHISKEY!!!!! Come on Schmayl man up. Sorry it’s not...
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zizzlezazzle:
fugees- fu-gee-la
Oooh La La La,...
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When is the Real World on?
Srsly. I need to know what’s happening in Gaylord Homo-Fagface’s life.
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March 2010
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HEY PILOT!
Want to do a power hour when I get home?
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Watchthedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: First official full-length trailer for Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables.
The film, which stars Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Terry Crewe, Steve Austin, Eric Roberts, Danny Trejo, and features cameos by Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger, is expected to hit theaters August 13, 2010.
[yahoo.]
September...
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Hey! Hey hey Mo and Pilot! I'm gonna go to Dairy...
(via johnwilkestooth)
Why is this statement half directed at me? I don’t like soft serve ice cream. I’ve also gotten sick the two times I’ve ever visited Dairy Queen. So have fun. I’m going to have a great time NOT going to DQ.
twrex:
tea-for-one:
Pepper - Butthole Surfers
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MENDY'S WAS CLOSED!
Goddamn Jews.
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Going to Mendy's
In honor of Passover I’m going to Mendy’s to get a kosher hot dog. I hope they serve it to me on leavened bread, a matzoh bun doesn’t sound good. Probably going to get a pickle too, because why would you ever go to a Jewish deli and not get a pickle?
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Pixie Dust: How To Care For Introverts →
hikiculture:
Respect their need for privacy.
Never embarrass them in public.
Let them observe first in new situations.
Give them time to think. Don’t demand instant answers.
Don’t interrupt them.
Give them advanced notice of expected changes in their lives.
Give them 15 minute warnings to finish…
These were the same rules I had to follow when I baby-sat autistic children. Do introverts...
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I have no idea how to use the ask/message feature.
synecdoche:
(via kelmitchell)
SLOW MO. i have no idea what time we’re heading to trivia (or even what time it starts? why do i never pay attention to things?) but i’ll find out when eryka gets home and text/sext you~*~*
Please don’t sext me. I don’t need any more naked pictures of you. If you could also find out the name of the place. I know I have to take the G to Greenpoint Ave,...
I have no idea how to use the ask/message feature.
synecdoche asked: R U GOING 2 TRIVIA? U SHULD GO 2 TRIVIA.
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The 2010 Mets: Not Nearly As Bad As You Would...
The Mets either have to win the World Series, they have to finish in dead last or they have to miss winning the World Series in epically painful fashion.
-Will Leitch, New York Mets: The Undulating Curve of Shifting Expectations
I’ve been waiting for Deadspin’s Will Leitch to give me my 2010 Met’s preview, and today marks the end of my waiting. So far I’ve really...
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I ran out of my regular deodorant
So instead of smelling like Dove - Original Clean I smell like Degree - Shower Clean. You’d think, based on their names, they would smell similarly but I like Dove’s version of clean a lot better. I don’t think I smell bad, just different and I can notice it and I don’t like it.
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dontcookbilly:
amnesiacr:
inthefade:
The...
hiphophype:
Lt. Headtrip and C4 | Mr. Reggi N
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kinochestvo:
frontierpsychiatrist:
Do you...
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Off to get drunk with my family. Catch you later.
MUCH!
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Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor →
rymay27:
I don’t know if I’m just deliriously tired or what, but the fact that there are more than like 5 of these is what I find funniest. The one with the raptor behind the balcony where he’s in the white suit is my favorite.
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Lost a follower
But I’m pretty sure she was a 14 year old girl, so no skin off my sack.
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