January 2011
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I want a vacation
Preferably somewhere warm, but I really just want an extended block of free time.
I really want to go to Amsterdam, but that will cost me dolla$ and I’m bad at saving money.
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I need to clean my room - REAL TALK
My bedroom is currently in a state of upheaval. Jewelry, make-up and bills are covering my desk/vanity as well as my two dressers and a night stand. I’m also working on two different, and equally impressive clothes mountains. I think if I focus on one thing at a time I can clean my room by the end of the week.
Monday - Hang up/fold clean clothes and put them away
Tuesday - organize my...
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themattsmith:
R. Kelly : I Believe I Can...
Silly work things I actually don't mind doing...
My boss likes to be everybody’s friend, so he seldom says no to people. Instead I get to call them with some cockamamie excuse as to why we can’t help them out with whatever inane request. I always make sure to sound super disappointed and tell them how sorry we are and to please let us know if they ever need anything else. Lying to people is one of the only creative outlets I have at...
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Yawn!
I know I always say I want to be in my bed, but today would really be the perfect day to sleep/eat/smoke weed/watch movies.
I’m at work but I can’t really focus on anything. I’m too lethargic and the snow is distracting. I’m hoping Roy lets us leave early. Maybe I can sell him on a super dangerous commute?
“Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they...”
– President Obama, SOTU. (via thedailywhat)
it’s Whom.
(via dontcookbilly)
Actually, it doesn’t matter anymore. The use of ‘who’/’whom’ is now deemed a style choice. My mind was blown when my grammar professor told my class.
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are you kidding me
synecdoche:
when is zac efron going to get nominated for an oscar? this shit is ridiculous. i mean jesse eisenberg looks horrible shirtless and colin firth could never accurately portray “dude who plays catch with dead brother” and i am boycotting the oscars because THAT’LL SHOW ‘EM.
Agreed.
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To Do...
watch Fringe, Greek and Skins
hang up my clothes before the huge mountain topples over
take a shower
change my sheets
If I get out of work at a reasonable hour this should all be possible. My grand plan is to change my sheets and put away my clothes while I catch up on TV. Usually I get high instead and I end up sitting in my bed catching up on TV. I hope it works out this time.
“You can be too rich and too thin, but you can never be too well read or too...”
– Tim Gunn (via elizabethanne)
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My sunglasses broke.
Part of the nose is cracked. They were free, but I really liked them. I have some crazy glue with a brush applicator at my apartment. If that doesn’t work I guess I’ll have to go back to my day-glow orange pair.
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Smalltalk, the cold and other things I hate about...
In the past two hours I’ve been asked about the cold by over a dozen people. Everyone who passes my cubicle has either asked me “Is it cold enough for you yet?” or “Glad to see you made it in despite this cold!” I guess it’s nice that people are pretending to care, but I would rather they say good morning and keep walking. We all know it was 6 degrees this...
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theateroftheabsurd:
Hall & Oates // Rich...
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I want it to be warm.
I want to sit on my balcony without freezing my tits off, while I drink something with gin and lime and smoke volcano bags.
Get with it seasons!
pertoleum:
You Make My Dreams Come True - Hall...
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Oatmeal is fucking awesome
I had a fairly large oatmeal this morning from Au Bon Pain. I put craisins and brown sugar on top and it was delicious. I ate this thing almost four hours ago and I’m still full. I usually get lunch around 1, and I think I’m going to wait it out.
New life plan, eat oatmeal for breakfast every morning, (think about Sugar Ray) get full, skip lunch and eat a substantial dinner complete...
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IT'S ONLY 3:30!?!?!!!!!??
I left at 2:30 yesterday, I liked it much better. I hope my boss leaves soon.
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Whenever it rains I want to do one (or more) of...
stay in bed all day basking in its awesomeness
smoke copious amounts of weed
watch seasons of a TV show
watch Hitchcock movies (I’VE NEVER DONE THIS ON A RAINY DAY BUT I WANT TO!)
eat soup
listen to Otis Redding
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“I’m going to get 10 burgers [after Monday’s game]. I love In-N-Out. It’s...”
– Ron Artest [via] (via dailybunch)
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Airlines are frustrating
I’m planning waaaaaaaaaay ahead here, but after this year’s All Star Game in Phoenix I need to fly to Washington instead of back to New York. I don’t know if it’s too early to find proper flights, but the direct flights are really expensive. Connecting flights are really, really long and require I spend time in either Dallas, Chicago or Atlanta.
RRRRRggghh.
bringtheruckuss:
Blue Öyster Cult - Don’t Fear...
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I'm incredibly bored
I love when my boss doesn’t come in to the office. It’s really wonderful. However, I have been sitting at my computer all day with no tasks to accomplish. I’m getting paid to do nothing; but I would much rather be intermittently napping and smoking weed. I slept very well last night but I am ALWAYS tired. Fuck you body.
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Not doing so well with this whole "stop biting my...
Oh well.
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If I had a nickle for everytime one of the ladies...
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My back hurts.
Stop it back. You’re getting in the way of all the sitting I need to do today.
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ashesweallfalldown:
Crazy - K-Ci and Jojo
offthemountain:
No Scrubs- TLC
schwenk:
Ol’ Dirty Bastard ft. Kelis - Got Your...